If I Were Mega Millions Winner: Bradley Cooper Would Be My Manny & More Celebs I’d Buy!

Wouldn’t it be awesome to win the lottery? If I were the Mega Millions winner, I would no longer be taking my daughter to school myself. No, I’d use my mega millions payout to hire a new nanny, or should I say manny, Bradley Cooper. He’d also be my chauffer. And personal companion. And he wouldn’t be my only celebrity hire.

I’d also buy Jennifer Garner to be my personal trainer, because I think she has the perfect body. Since I don’t want to break up her family, husband Ben Affleck can move into my backyard with their daughters, who are similar ages to my kids. Awesome playdates!

I’d hire Warren Buffett as my financial adviser. Mark Zuckerberg would be in charge of fixing my computer.

Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds would be my new gardening crew. Sorry fellas, but it gets hot at my home – no shirts.

Meet my new maid, Danielle Staub. (I think she needs to learn some humility.)

Jennifer Aniston could be my yoga instructor, as long as she promised not to talk to my husband.

And Dakota Fanning would be my kids’ new babysitter.

How about you – what celebs would you hire if you won got the Mega Millions numbers right?

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Two winners to split $355 million jackpot

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- Two winning tickets, from Idaho and Washington, will share a $355 million Mega Millions jackpot.

Mega Millions has yet to announce the identity of Tuesday night's drawing winners, who beat the odds of one in 176 million by selecting the winning numbers: 4, 8, 15, 25, 47 and the mega ball number 42.

The Washington winner purchased the lucky ticket at a Safeway store in Ephrata, a town in the central part of the state between Seattle and Spokane.

Gamblers lined up Tuesday at newsstands and gas stations in 41 states and Washington, D.C., hoping to overcome astronomical odds and win one of the largest jackpots in U.S. lottery history.

"The odds are 1 in 176 million," said Carolyn Hapeman, a spokeswoman for New York State's lottery division. "But plenty of people have done it before."

The winners have the option of accepting their half of the jackpot as a lump sum, or divided into 26 annual payments.

This was the first jackpot winner since Nov. 25, when a winning $25 million ticket -- unclaimed as of Tuesday -- was bought in Broadview Heights, Ohio, according to the Mega Millions website.

In order to win, players have to hit the first five numbers plus the so-called mega ball.

Sixty-seven players who hit the first five numbers without the mega ball won $250,000 each.

The largest U.S. jackpot ever, $390 million in Mega Millions, was won on March 6, 2007, split by two people from Georgia and New Jersey.

The second-largest jackpot -- and the largest ever in the other big multi-state lottery, Powerball -- was $365 million won by ConAgra Foods co-workers in Nebraska on Feb. 18, 2006.

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Many of the winners, including the ones from New York, are required to make a public appearance after they win, but after that they can fade from public view, according to Hapeman.

Curse of the lottery

Some winners don't live happily ever after. The so-called lottery curse, popularized by the corpulent character "Hurley" on ABC's show "Lost," has ruined at least a dozen winners over the years who couldn't handle the sudden influx of fortune and fame.

"Lost" creator Damon Lindelof tweeted that 9,078 people played Hurley's numbers -- 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 -- and won $150 each because they got four of the numbers correct. This detail could not be independently verified by Mega Millions.

But according to the Mega Millions website, more than 41,000 players had guessed four numbers correctly, winning the $150 prize.

The most infamous case of the lottery curse is that of Andrew "Jack" Whittaker, a construction company owner from West Virginia who won $315 million from Powerball in 2002.

Already a millionaire before he won the lottery, Whittaker pledged part of the winnings to his church.

But it all went downhill from there, according to published reports.

Whittaker's post-lottery problems are said to have included lawsuits, divorce, drunk driving, the theft of a cash-stuffed briefcase in a strip club, and the untimely deaths of his daughter and granddaughter.

Hapeman said the curse hasn't touched any lottery winners from New York, the most recent being Garina Fearon of Brooklyn, a corrections officer who won a $54 million jackpot from Mega Millions on Sept. 17.

"When I saw I had the numbers I started running, jumping and screaming all over the parking lot," said Fearon, according to Mega Millions. "Everyone saw me running around. They must have thought I was crazy or something."